Every true schnorrer should know about this restaurant schnorrer-ethic; the “two-for-one meal.”  This one is easily and simply executed. So you ordered a nice New York strip steak and you wanted it medium-rare. But was it really that medium rare? Your average Joe knows the wellness of the steak by simply making a cut down the middle see the color the meat.  Once this incision is performed, the average Joe calls the waiter/waitress over and returns the inadequate piece of meat.  This rule does the not apply to the schnorrer.  …