Here we go again. Another year is almost over. For a lot of people it symbolizes a fresh start and a clean slate. In reality, January 1 is an entirely arbitrary date, but that has never stopped your friends or anyone else from waiting until now to make positive changes in their life.
But with everyone trying to make changes for the better, a natural support network can emerge. So why not help your friends along while making some changes of your own? This is a once a year opportunity to …

When poverty or culinary incompetency strikes, one is at great risk for eating only the most disgusting fast food. Many enter adulthood sharing kitchens with six roommates and rodent life, with no cooking experience anyway. Gorging on Gorditas doesn’t have to be the way however.
Escape the drudgery of dollar menus for free and befriend a native to your city. If you have a strong ear for the local vernacular and latch on to those who use it effortlessly, a home cooked meal and a place at the family dinner table …

Just because the Schnorrer is focused on free stuff doesn’t mean he is unaware of his responsibilities to society.  Indeed, he finds nothing more rewarding than combining his passion for schnorring and his obligation to perform acts of human kindness. There is no better way to merge these two imperatives than with a timely visit to a hospitalized friend. 
The Schnorrer believes that the best time to visit is right after an operation, when the patient is brought back to his room.  The Schnorrer is fully aware that hospital meals are …