If you are one of the millions of Americans who work a lackluster job with an evil boss, here are some ways to get back at The Man.
Follow these simple rules and you will feel more accomplished as a member of the work force.
WASTE TIME: Be late to everything, but not too late. Be slow to task, but not too slow. Shave a minute or two off everything you do. Pretend you are mentally vacant, but not totally retarded. The key is to keep the workday waning. The less time …

The Schnorrer conscientiously records the birthdays of each and every one of his co-workers.  He then makes sure that his boss knows when each of these days fall.  The boss, interested in the moral of the workplace, will usually spring for a celebratory cake.  This means that the Schnorrer is in for a slice of the action.
But there is far more to this birthday ploy than pastry.  The office birthday party usually occurs during the working hours, and this usually slices a half hour to an hour of the Schnorrer’s …

Working is a necessary evil for most of us to get by (if you’re one of the lucky few who works no hours per week and still maintains some semblance of a comfortable life – this doesn’t mean Cinnamon Toast Crunch 3 meals a day – kudos to you).  Luckily, there’s a plethora of jobs out there that offer some enticing free perks, saving some dollars and making it that much less painful to go to work.  Whatever you desire to scrape together for free, there’s a job out there …