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[ Written By : Guest | Apr 24, 2011 ]Tell-a-Friend Tell-a-Friend Print This Post Print This Post
How to Confront a Cheapskate

Even though our stated mission as a Schnorrer is to spend as little possible, we of necessity  will encounter others with the same mission. Yeah, I know that everyone does this but a cheapskate can go to extremes. Maybe for projects, it’s you who buys and gets everything. Or maybe its you who has to [...]

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[ Written By : The Schnorrer | Apr 13, 2011 ]Tell-a-Friend Tell-a-Friend Print This Post Print This Post
The Foul Scented

Dear Schnorrer, I have a good aquiantance who I am very fond of, except for one glaring fault.  How do you tell someone they smell bad? Pepe ————————————- Dear Pepe With a name like Pepe, I can tell you are an expert on the topic of smelling bad.  Only kidding.  Unfortunately, with a name like [...]

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[ Written By : Guest | Apr 7, 2011 ]Tell-a-Friend Tell-a-Friend Print This Post Print This Post
How to Negotiate with a Street Vendor

One of my pet peeves is when the food cart vendors start hiking up their prices, and ripping me off.  I was more than willing to pay $1 for that snapple, but $1.25 is no longer an option.  Or the $2.25 hot dog.  They freakin pay no rent, so give me a break. One thing that [...]

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[ Written By : The Schnorrer | Apr 4, 2011 ]Tell-a-Friend Tell-a-Friend Print This Post Print This Post
The Schnorrer Always Pays Last

At a group dinner in a restaurant, the Schnorrer knows how to handle himself He makes sure to be the last one to contribute to the bill once it comes. This is the equivalent of being the big blind in poker; being in the seat of power. He has gleaned from life experience that the [...]

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[ Written By : The Schnorrer | Mar 30, 2011 ]Tell-a-Friend Tell-a-Friend Print This Post Print This Post
Unclean and Late

Dear Schnorrer: I live with two roommates. One of my roommates has recently become very serious with her boyfriend, and he has gradually increased the time he has been spending at our apartment to the point where he only goes home to get more clothes. Otherwise, he is at our apartment every moment that he [...]

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[ Written By : Matt | Mar 17, 2011 ]Tell-a-Friend Tell-a-Friend Print This Post Print This Post
Free Games at Gamestop

Video games have influenced many things in our culture. Music, movies, fashion, other video games, everything (aside from all the stuff that isn’t covered). If your age falls anywhere between the classification of small male child and large old male child, you probably have an extensive video game collection and a super specific memory of [...]

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[ Written By : The Schnorrer | Mar 15, 2011 ]Tell-a-Friend Tell-a-Friend Print This Post Print This Post
Sex for Lobster

Dear Schnorrer, Every Friday night I have dinner with my friend Elizabeth. Although we maintain a platonic friendship, ever the gentlemen, I always pick up the tab. However, last Friday something unusual happened. Elizabeth insisted that we both order the Lobster (the most expensive entrée on the menu). When I asked why, she told me [...]

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[ Written By : The Schnorrer | Mar 11, 2011 ]Tell-a-Friend Tell-a-Friend Print This Post Print This Post
Pie Filling First, then the Crust

Dear Schnorrer, Living with a family of schnorring men (I have 4 sons), there is one schnorr that drives me nuts.  Whenever I make or buy a dessert pie, someone thinks they are so smart, and eats filling thinking that I won’t notice that pie has been eaten since the crust is still intact. Your [...]

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[ Written By : Guest | Mar 7, 2011 ]Tell-a-Friend Tell-a-Friend Print This Post Print This Post
How to Be Cheap at a Potluck Without People Knowing

Saving and budgeting money should be a goal in all aspects of life. This includes getting the most out of a potluck whilst putting the least amount of effort in. 1. Get there early. This allows you to  bring something cheap without others knowing who brought the baked potato. 2. Use someone’s coattails. If you [...]