To Catch a Predator’s Wallet
A California man on Dateline NBC’s “To Catch a Predator” showed up at a house in the suburbs, hoping to have sex with an underage girl he thought he had chatted with online. Instead, he found himself handcuffed and given a court date. When the date arrived, he skipped his hearing to try to have sex with another underage girl he thought he had chatted with online. He arrived at her suburban home and again found himself handcuffed.
What does this story tell the schnorrer? That sex predators are the ideal schnorring victims. For one, they are breathtakingly brain-impoverished and, secondly and more importantly, the schnorrer will suffer no societal opprobrium and need feel no compunction at taking advantage of their gluttonous sexual appetites for personal financial gain.
Dateline NBC has shown us that as pedophiles are the perfect schnorring target, so the Internet is the perfect medium.
The first thing you’ll want to do is head to the post office and rent a P.O. Box. Next open up a paypal account under an e-mail address unaffiliated with your name. You do not want sex predators discovering your identity.
Now create a MySpace account and an AIM account under the name of a fabricated adolescent girl. Join online chatrooms. Befriend pederasts. Be forward. Soon you’ll be ready to catch a predator’s wallet. Tell your predator that you need money to travel to see him. Ask if he can send you gifts. If he does, pawn them.
Savor that gushy feeling that comes from distracting sexual predators from underage victims while reaping monetary reward.