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“Beauty is in the Eye” says The Schnorrer

Written By : The Schnorrer February 17, 2011 3 CommentsTell-a-Friend Tell-a-Friend Print This Post Print This Post
“Beauty is in the Eye” says The Schnorrer

When the Schnorrer goes to an ice cream emporium, he instinctively understands that it may be worth his while to forgo his turn in line in order to be served by the plumpest counter person in the store.  The Schnorrer has gleaned from life experience that a chubby person serves ice cream to others as he would serve unto himself—large, overflowing scoops, extra whipped cream, more nuts and an auxiliary cherry or two.  To be an accomplished Schnorrer is to realize that character is destiny.

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3 Comments »

  • Dave said:

    Hilarious!!! So true.

  • Avi said:

    I’ve actually done the same thing.

  • Carl said:

    this is one of the smartest things I’ve ever read – please keep the tips coming – anything to do with food in NY is of interest

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