“Beauty is in the Eye” says The Schnorrer
When the Schnorrer goes to an ice cream emporium, he instinctively understands that it may be worth his while to forgo his turn in line in order to be served by the plumpest counter person in the store. The Schnorrer has gleaned from life experience that a chubby person serves ice cream to others as he would serve unto himself—large, overflowing scoops, extra whipped cream, more nuts and an auxiliary cherry or two. To be an accomplished Schnorrer is to realize that character is destiny.
Who knows what schnorring lurks in the hearts of men? the Schnorrer knows!