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“The Seat Where You Eat Means More Meat” says The Schnorrer

Posted By The Schnorrer On September 2, 2010 @ 2:42 pm In Beating the System,THE SCHNORRER | 6 Comments

When The Schnorrer [1] enters a restaurant, he invariable insists on being seated near a window.  He knows that by sitting at a table exposed to the public eye, he will be assured of being served bigger portions of everything he orders—more meat in his stew, more wontons in his soup.   How does he come to this awareness?  The Shnorrer knows that the owner of a restaurant wants to attract people who walk past his establishment and that they will be enticed by portions that are beyond the dreams of gluttony.

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